Pantoborg

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Lacking design of Pantoborg, UC-reworked housing complex on the left.

Mass housing blocks reworked by Fyndrix using UC development funds.

Pantōborg is a ancient city created in -680Ð by a poor traveller Pantō. Pantōborg is located in the region of Pantōkyst bordering Thorildhøj and. In -65Ð Pantōborg was a great civilisation with a growing economy until the chancellor of Lanborg Einar attacked Pantōborg for territorial reasons.

The great War of Pantōborg

In -65Ð Pantōborg was attacked by the lanborgian army ruled by Einar. The civilians of Pantōborg had no weapons beside many geese and metal puppet helmets. Pantō tried o fight back but the lanborgian army was to strong until Pantō had a brilliant idea wich saved Pantōborg.

The Idea

The idea wich saved the city was to put metal helmets on the geese and give the geese cannabis since it was the only plant left, that the geese could eat and then have an aggressive effect and sight on the lanborgians since they were the intruders. Since geese are very territorial and very aggressive, it worked really well and the lanborgian soldiers went home full of tears and fear because their comrades fell brutally in the war of Pantōborg. Einar the horrible got punished by belt slaps on his body.

Cuisine

The traditional cuisine of Pantōborg is a fishsoup with horse-meat inside wich is called Ribinkœ. Also pantōborgians are famous for their pies, one of the most famous pies is the cheese-pie with smoked horse wich is called sirrøs. The sweats of Pantōborg are very delightful because pantōborgians have a very good taste when it comes to sweats. Some popular sweats are ribnëz what is caramel on a stick coated in freezed fishfat what is perfect for hot summers. Or the strøtest what is a ice-cream made of dog-milk and served with a chocolate sauce in a ostrich head.

Recipe for the best soup

First catch a fresh salmon from the pantōborgian waters and then put raw pig fat into a pan. when the pig fat is hot put the salmon inside and sear it for 5 hours until its a little burned. In another pan boil horse meat in fresh sea water for 9 hours until the horse meat gave all its flavor to the broth. Then add fresh funny mushrooms and tabak to increase the horse flavor. lastly cut the salmon in pieces and serve it with the broth

The geese

The geese-army exists today aswell but not to attack lanborg for revenge what would be great but the geese army is only for traditional reasons and for defending pantōborg from intruders.